Fiona Apple (nee Maggart) is an American singer.

• "What I need is a good defense, 'cause I'm feeling like a criminal, and I need to be redeemed to the one I've sinned against, because he's all I ever knew of love."

• "My derring-do allows me to dance the rigadoon around you, but by the time I'm through I lose my desideratum."

• "This world is bullshit. Don't model yourself after what you think we think is cool. Go with yourself."

Quotes about Fiona Apple by others:

• "Well, you ain't Fiona Apple. And if you ain't Fiona Apple, I don't give a rat's ass."
  • Said by Officer Barbrady in episode 112 (Mecha Streisand) of animated comedy South Park, after Barbara Streisand asked him if he knew who she was.

• "And then I went over to the concession stand to get some tea and I ran into Fiona Apple, and I was like, 'Who do you think you are, Fiona Snapple?'"
  • Said by fictional character Cinder Calhoun, a singer-songwriter portrayed by actress Ann Gasteyer

• "This world is bullshit. And just because I appear in music video wherein I am in my underwear, and make young women feel not good enough so that they become anorxeic; and okay, maybe because of that I became popular more quickly than other singers who are, I don't know, maybe more talented or better songwriters. That doesn't matter because, and...um...my boyfriend is a magician, and he can pull a quarter out of your ear and say things like 'We have not met before have we?' Go with yourself."
  • Said by Janeane Garofalo, spoofing Apple's infamous MTV Awards speech (see above.)