At the start of every show

• Chicken - "Mama had a chicken!"
• Cow - "Mama had a cow!"
• Both - "Dad was proud, he didn't care how!"

Table of contents

1 Cow 2 Chicken 3 The Red Guy 4 Boneless Chicken

Cow

• After Chicken stamps a price tag on her labelled 99 cents - "99 cents??? (tearful) I'm soo CHEAP!!!"
• "Supercow!"

Chicken

• "Ooh, mom! I need money to buy some new socks!" (points to his chicken-clawed feet)

The Red Guy

Boneless Chicken

• "How about a spine for myself next Christmas?"