• "If God had meant for man to fly ... He would have given us more money!" --anonymous

• "If God had intended us to fly, he wouldn't have invented Spanish air traffic control.
  • Dave Lister, Red Dwarf

• "I know there's money in aviation -- I've put an awful lot of it in to it."
  • John Hall, Flight Instructor, KGMU, 1996

• "Any landing that you can walk away from is a good one!" anonymous

• "What are those mountain goats doing way up here in the clouds?" --The Far Side

• "Flying may not be all plain sailing, but the fun of it is worth the price." --Amelia Earhart