Aqua Teen Hunger Force is an animated television series on Adult Swim
Season 1
Rabbot
- Dr. Weird: Gentlemen... Behold!
- Dr. Weird: Now bring me my large french perfume and spray him in the eyes, cause that's how it happened to me!
- Master Shake: Meteors did it! that'll be twenty dollars.
- Frylock: I wonder who killed Carl's car...
- Master Shake: A car cannot be killed... It was murdered!
- Meatwad: Can I go swimmin?
- Master Shake: Shut your deformed mouth Meatwad, before I nail it shut!
- Master Shake: How did you get back there? That's for salespersons only. I want to get back there. Get me back there!
- Meatwad: Just take the meat bridge! It's right here!
- Master Shake: Meat bridge? No. (Smashes a hole in sales counter.)
- Meatwad: Fine. Don't take the meat bridge.
- Master Shake: Well, as long as we don't go back to the lab.
- Frylock: I need to go back to the lab.
- Master Shake: God! That'll take a thousand hours!
- Frylock: Why are these jeans covered in hair?
- Master Shake: Why is anything anything? That is the style from LA!
- Frylock: Good going Meatwad. You've tamed him with your greasy dance of joy!
- Carl: Get outta my frickin' pool!
- Carl: Look at my freakin' car! It has been crushed to bejesus and back!
Escape From Leprauchpolis
- Master Shake: Frylock! Find out what kind of acid dissolves meat.
- Meatwad (in the pool for the first time): Master Shake said it would dissolve me and then I would get clogged in the filter and then beavers would come and eat me. But that hadn't happened yet.
- Meatwad: Look, I have a brain. I just took it out so it wouldn't get wet!
- Frylock: Yeah man, he took his brain out. It's cool.
- Master Shake: I am the lord of illusions.
- Merle: Seems kinda stupid doing this whole thing for shoes.
- Flargan: It's not just for shoes! It's.. It's for...
- Merle: It's for what? This Bananarama tape with no case? We really scored big on that one, didn't we buddy?
- Meatwad: He told me to get in the freezer cause there was a carnival in there. There wasn't no carnival! It was a damn freezer!
- Dingle: No feet!
- Master Shake: Let's go. They don't have nothin, it's like a flea market threw up in there.
- Meatwad: Look, a Bananarama tape!
- Master Shake: That's mine! Drop it where you are!
- Carl: What's that around your little straw thing there? Dangling... like it's yours.
- Master Shake (wearing carl's necklace): Oh, you like it? It's new.
- Carl: Yeah, I do like it. I liked it when I bought it.
- Carl (chasing Shake): You're dead cup. Dead.
Bus of the Undead
- Master Shake: Get the door, Meatwad. It's Dracula.
- Carl: Look, all I know is that this cord here was plugged into my house, and your house was glowin' like the frickin' sun! So I put two and two together there hey, and decided that you're pissin' me off.
- Master Shake: We are truly sorry Carl, and it will probably never happen again. Can we have our cord back?
- Carl: No, no there. I'm just gonna keep it there, since it's uh, mine anyways.
- Master Shake: He's a reverse vampire. They crave the sun!
- Master Shake: See the wheels? Those are the markings.
- Master Shake: He's not in the bus, Frylock, he is the bus.
- Master Shake: What do you want?
- Mothmonsterman: I want the light turned back on.
- Master Shake: I don't have the blood you crave!
- Mothmonsterman: I just laid a thousand of my eggs inside his esophagus. You know I need to propagate my species and, he's being a baby about it.
Mayhem of the Mooninites
- Frylock: Don't you drape that towel over my computer...
- Ignignokt: I'M GONNA!
- Ignignokt: We are the Mooninites and our culture has advanced beyond all that you can possibly comprehend with 100% of your brain.
- Frylock: Oh is that so, and whats so advanced about it?
- Ignignokt: Well for one thing, the moon has one-third less gravity than Earth, I don't know if you can understand that, but... our vertical leap is beyond all measurement.
- Frylock: So what you're saying is... you're more advanced because you can jump higher?
- Ignignokt: Yes. Observe.
- Jumps a few inches
- Ignignokt: Its not working here! Err, get in here! Help me explain our advanced ways. Hurry!
- Err: Did you mention the spelling?
- Ignignokt: Yes, we're excellent spellers. Challenge me.
- Err: Challenge us BOTH!
- Err: We smoke as we shoot the bird.
- Ignignokt: You and your third dimension.
- Frylock: What About it?
- Ignignokt: Oh nothing, it's cute. We have five.
- Err: ...th..thousand.
- Ignignokt: Yes, five thousand.
- Err: Don't question it!
- Frylock: Well I only see two.
- Ignignokt: That sounds like a personal problem to me.
- Ignignokt: Using a key to gouge explicatives on another's vehicle is a sign of trust, and friendship.
- Carl: Maybe you'd be a good person to ask who wrote "Da Moon Rulz #1" on my car with a key.
- Ignignokt:If you have a problem with that, maybe you should take it up with Mister Laser.
- Ignignokt(while giving Frylock the finger from his spaceship): I hope he can see this because I'm doing it as hard as I can.
Balloonenstein
- Carl: It's like my pool is tearing ass around the backyard. But it's staying still. Still waters run deep.
- Master Shake: The real spaghetti got wet when I was boiling it, so, it's in the dryer!
- Frylock: Carl, Your hands!
- Carl: Yeah I know they're very big. Well its been fun, I think I'm gonna go take a nap on the couch and then mabye call a couple hospitals.
- Meatwad: And bring back some chocolate syrup, or your fate is sealed.
- Meatwad: Everybody hates me 'cause they die or get hurt.
- Master Shake: Will this hurt him [Meatwad]?
- Frylock: It shouldn't.
- Master Shake: Then WHY are we doing it?
- Frylock: Dammit, he needs his brain. Otherwise, he'll float around forever going "Do what now?"
- Meatwad: Do what now?
Space Conflict from Beyond Pluto
- Emory: How's Earth going... and stuff?
- Oglethorpe: What do you know of fire? You prance around like you have laser eyes. You don't!
- Oglethorpe: Now do you see how my mind works? It's like a laser!
- Oglethorpe: Oh look, the room where we melt people! You melt away, ya?
- Emory: One man's waste is another man's soap!
- Oglethorpe: Hey, What's with all this interrogation. Let's toss the frisbee. Over there, where we will melt you into fluid!
- Frylock: World domination? You guys couldn't take over a damn bowl of jello.
- Emery: Is that, like, an important place or something?
- Oglethorpe: Where is it?
- Oglethorpe: Whose birthday is it? Someone gets a spanking.
- Master Shake: Look, that beam came from space. You don't own space, so stop acting like you do!
- Oglethorpe: You might be interested to know that we are just about to destroy your planet!
- Master Shake: Oh, go ahead, I'm not there, ah, it's fine.
- Frylock: You cannot cut someone's lawn with matches, Meatwad!
Ol' Drippy
- Shake: Oh yeah, he's nice now, but don't come looking for me when he's burying your bodies out in the desert.
- Ol' Drippy: Close your eyes, Meatwad:
- Shake: Leave your eyes open, Meatwad. I want to horrify you into a coma.
- Shake: That room is dead to me now.
- Meatwad: This here's Vanessa. I know she looks like an apple, but she's actually a full-grown woman, and she fell in love with her boyfriend, Dewy, here, and they go off into outer space and then they get married.
- Ol' Drippy: Idle hands spend time at the genitals, and you know how much God hates that.
Revenge of the Mooninites
- Ignignokt: The Innocent shall suffer… BIG TIME!
- Ignignokt: We forgot all about your needs, we were too busy fulfilling our own.
- Ignignokt: The wearer of this belt shalt possess all the super powers of 70’s super group: Foreigner.
- Ignignokt: Your neighbor Carl was gracious enough to let us rip him off and burn his furniture for no reason.
- Meatwad: Now you give me beer and a women, I’ll give that water bed a work out!
- Carl: I don't need no instructions to know how to ROCK!
- Ignignokt: We're here to take your pornography, and sodomize our vast imaginations....
MC Pee Pants
- Frylock: How would you like to listen to gangsters of the 15th century?
- Meatwad: Were they down with the Pee Pants?
- Frylock: Well, they wore pantaloons back then, Meatwad.
- Meatwad: Boy, you get shot wearin' that in my hood.
Season 2
Dumber Dolls
- Jiggle Billy: "Commence tha jigglin'!"
- Jiggle Billy: "Ev'ry body likes ta jiggle!"
- Master Shake: "No Frylock, Highlander was a documentary and the events happened, in real time"
- Master Shake: "So you will become the Highlander, and you'll roam the Earth forever, trying to kill yourself, but you won't be able to, because you'll be immortal. Won't that suck, little man?"
Bad Replicant
- Ogelthorpe: "GO!"
- Frylock: "Did they not see me sitting here?"
- Major Shake: "No, I'm sure they did. It'll...It'll come to them later."
- Ogelthorpe: "OH, DAMN IT! THERE WAS THAT MAN! THE FRYMAN! HE SAW US."
- Frylock: "So, did they, um... ever find your car?"
- Carl: "Oh, they found part of it, you know, hang'n from a tressle near the turnpike. Yeah the cops said "He had a... a straw like protrusion and a cup like body". You know any body like 'at?"
- Frylock: "Uh, well. It wasn't Shake, Carl. He was abducted by aliens earlier this afternoon."
- Carl: "Oh, I knew that. Yeah, of course."
- Frylock: "He was... Seriously."
- Carl: "Yeah, I hate you."
- Olgethorpe: "This is Orbnauticus, and he is all knowing."
- Master Shake: "Then why ain't he say'n jack crap?"
Love Mummy
- Meatwad: "Why does he get the lobster?"
- Frylock: "'Cause he's the mummy, damn it! Now shut up."
- Frylock: "Shake, you don't want to piss him off. He has the power to curse you."
- Meatwad: "Do it, Shake. Piss him off."
- Master Shake: "I'll do what I want, when I want, and how I want!"
- Meatwad: "Yeah."
- Master Shake: "And no mummy... You here me, Band-Aid?"
- Meatwad: "Here it comes."
- Master Shake: "No mummy's gonna tell me what to do!"
- Mummy: "Curse, Cuurse, CUUUUUUUUUUUURSE!"
- Meatwad: "Oh, damn."
- Master Shake: "You done? We all done now?"
- Mummy: "CUUUUUUUUUUUURSE!"
- Master Shake: "Are you done?"
- Mummy: "Aaaghh."
- Master Shake: "'Cause I'm done listening to ya. I got a curse for you. It's called "Tomorrow morning your ass is outta here". I'm going back to bed."
- Mummy: "Curse."
- Master Shake: "I heard it already! I know it's a friggin' curse!"
Dumber Days
- Frylock: "Yeah. What happened to your body, man?"
- Meatwad: "Well, it's obvious isn't it? Thermal expansion."
- Frylock: "No, it's not thermal expansion. I know what thermal expansion is."
- Meatwad: "Okay, fine. I'm sure that you do. Let's see, how can I explain this without blowing your mind?"
- Frylock: "Oh yes, please. Dumb it down for me.
Interfection
- Master Shake: "Plaque is a figment of the dental industry and the liberal media to scare you into buying useless appliances and pastes. Now I have read the arguements on both side and I haven't found any evidence yet to support the need to brush your teeth."
- Meatwad: "I don't know how'd you know. You ain't got any teeth."
- Master Shake: "That's because I got rid of my teeth at a young age because...Im straight...teeth are for gay people. Thats why fairies come and get 'em"
- Master Shake: "I will... redden their buttocks."
- Wwwyzzerdd: "Hello Master Shake."
- Master Shake: "Hello."
- Frylock: "Who the hell are you?"
- Master Shake: "Excuse me, let me just squeeze by you here."
- Frylock: "Did you hear me? I said, "Who the hell are you?"."
- Wwwyzzerdd "It is I, the W-W-W-Y-Z-Z-..E-R-D-...D."
- Frylock: "Okay well, what do you..."
- Wwwyzzerdd: "The Wwwyzzerdd."
- Frylock: "What do you..."
- Wwwyzzerdd "Da."
- Frylock: "Okay I..."
- Wwwyzzerdd: "Dot com."
- Frylock: "What the hell do you want with us?"
- Frylock: "All right, first off Wyzerd. I want you to shut off all..."
- Wwwyzzerdd: "It's pronounced Wwwyzzerdd. There are two Z's, two D's, and three W's. Get it straight."
- Frylock: "Wwwwwwhatever. I just want you to shut off all this junk, and get the hell out of my house!"
- Wwwyzzerdd: "And after this 90-day trial, you will be judged and sentenced to a lifetime of interactice sports, news, and information. And we will continue to draw from your account, because banks don't care. It's not their money."
PDA
- Meatwad: What's wrong with your elbow?
- Romulox: Oh, right; you didn't get that surgery.
- Meatwad: We don't have insurance.
- Romulox: It's called the easy-flow elbow. Only two people in the world have it, and the other happens to be Bruce Willis.
- Master Shake: Better hope your gutter didn't scratch my hook!
Mail Order Bride
- Master Shake: "Wait! Don't go anywhere! What's wrong with your printer?"
- Frylock: "Oh, well sometimes with larger documents it'll get... Holy hell!"
- Master Shake: "Yeah, tell me about it. You like could, chisel it in to rock faster than this."
- Carl: "Oh, man. I cannot wait. I got the oils, the candles, the works! When does that babe get here?"
- Master Shake: "Carl, don't refer to her as a "babe", please. She is a Chechnyan prostitute, and you will address her as such."
- Carl: (sniffs armpits) "Ohhhhhhhhhh. Oh boy, that's rotten. Betta take another shower before... The dirtiness."
- Master Shake: "Yeah, why don't you take about five more? And while your at it why'nt you try your shirt with sleeves if you got one Romeo."
- Meatwad: "Carl should remember the reason for the season."
- Master Shake: "Yeah, the reason for the season... is pleasin', and I have'nt gotten to much pleasin'!"
- Carl: "Hey, Fryman, you think I could get you ta, bring your laser eyes out here, and, uh, blow a frick'n hole in my wall?"
- Frylock: "What's wrong, Carl?"
- Carl: "Well, for starters, she's barricaded herself inside my house, (sniff) and ev'ry time I knock she screams at me in this, like, language. It's like some demon yell'n at me or somethin'."
Cybernetic Ghost of Christmas Past from the Future
- Carl: Just hang on a second, ok?
- Robot: SURE.
- Carl: You're the Ghost of Christmas Past, right?
- Robot: THAT IS CORRECT.
- Carl: Ok, well, I mean, you know that it's February, right?
- Robot: I AM A ROBOT!
- Carl: Well, huhuh, you know, obviously. What, are you stupid?
- Robot: Wha.... well no, I... I WILL SEE YOU IN DECEMBER . . . TOMORROW!
- Cybernetic Ghost of Christmas Past: Thousands of years ago, before the dawn of man as we knew him, there was Sir Santa of Claus: an ape-like creature making crude and pointless toys out of dino-bones and his own waste, hurling them at chimp-like creatures with crinkled hands regardless of how they behaved the previous year. These so-called "toys" were buried as witches, and defecated upon, and hurled at predators who were awoken by the searing grunts of children. It wasn't a holly jolly Christmas that year; for many were killed!
- Meatwad: Boy, this IS a long story you know...maybe I WILL go get somethin' to eat.
- Carl: Yeah, I think I'm gonna get drunk while I listen to ya.
- Cybernetic Ghost: I’m not finished.. YOU should have gotten a snack! A warlike race of elves from the red planet landed on the ice encased earth and they were imminently enslaved by the un-evolved Santa Ape to make his confused toys. Using galactic elfin technology toys were made into recognizable shapes, and given names like “train”, but these toys were also thrown at predators and defecated upon, because they were so stupid. Christmas still sucked . . . in a big way!
- Thousands of years ago the ice had made the globe inhabitable. Santa Ape did not know where the north pole was, how could he? He was born before science existed. So he arbitrary placed his work shop right here were your house is now!, long before they unionized and Christmas was celebrated at each full moon, which enraged the red ape…
- Frylock: Wait, who unionized?
- Cybernetic Ghost: WOULDN'T YOU LIKE TO KNOW! Probably your momma.
- Meatwad: Really, because that's not what I heard about when a man and a woman love each other . . .
- Meatwad: He was telling us that the elves unionized and that's where babies come from ... from machines!
- Cybernetic Ghost: Thousands of years ago...
- Frylock: No, shut up! You still haven't explained why the pool is filled with elf blood!
- Cybernetic Ghost: I told you earlier, it was the Great Circuiting.
- Frylock: You didn't mention no Great Circuiting!
- Cybernetic Ghost: Oh, I didn't? (Pause) Thousands of years ago...
- Cybernetic Ghost: You must give of yourself to the great red ape.
- Carl: Okay . . . How much?
- Cybernetic Ghost: Sexually.
- Carl: ...wonderful.
- Frylock: You know Carl, you could... you know, do what he said.
- Carl: Hey Fry-man, I know its been a while, but... I'm not gettin' humped by a giant red gorilla in space.
- Danzig: Can we get the blood to flow, up the walls?
- Cybernetic Ghost: I dont see why not.
- Danzig: I want you to listen to me as hard as you (bleeping) can!
- Cybernetic Ghost: I'm not going back there. That guy is so annoying, so frightening, and he doesn't wear a shirt.
Broodwich
- Shake: Hey are you the guy who keeps telling me to beware? Cause I'll tell you where to be! Outa' my sight!
- The Voice: It is the Broodwich. Forged in darkness from wheat harvested in hell's half acre. Baked by Beelzebub. Slathered with mayonnaise beaten from the evil eggs of dark chicken force-fed to dogs by the hands of a one eyed mad man. Cheese boiled from the rancid teat of fanged cow. Layered with 666 separate meats from an animal, which has maggots for blood.
- Shake: Hey hey hey! How'd you like Mr. Sticks? He was a real treat, wasn't he?
- Meatwad: Yeah, Jerry said you guys had a little run-in but, he's a decent guy I'm mean, once you get to know him.
- Shake: Bull crap! I know that guy, was all over you with his axe!
- Meatwad: No that don't sound like Jerry. Now the Jerry I know, took me to "Merry Christmas." ...Which is a strip club! Merry Triple-X-Mas. You see what I'm saying? You see-
- Shake: Gimmie that sandwich! (Shake falls on the sandwich mouth first and vanishes)
- Frylock: Wow, so you're saying it was fun?
- Meatwad: Hell no! That son bitch had an axe!
~Edited by Adam~
Season 3
Video Ouija
Emory- Ya...you know we have time. Do you really need us to go to warp speed?
Oglethorpe- Yes, I want everyone to know. I'm fast and I will tear ass all over their galaxy, and totally trench their galaxy.
Emory- All right. Whatever you say
Oglethorpe- Boy, we are really...Oh no he did not do that!
Emory- What?!?!
Oglethorpe- That dude back there just flipped me off!
Emory- Really? You saw that?
Err- Did he see us?
Ignignokt- Oh yes Err!
Oglethorpe- Stop the ship!
Emory- OK. You know what always happens, though.
...
Television/Video Game- Welcome to Video Ouija
Meatwad- Spirits...that haunt this house. Come out, and play with me!
M. Shake- What, do you think you're running the Matrix? You're gonna break that thing.
Meatwad- Shhhh! You're disturbing the presence.
Frylock- Look Shake, he needs complete silence so he can talk to the dead.
M. Shake- Yeah? Well, he needs a lack of oxygen so he can become the dead.
Video Game- Has an intruder entered the Ouija realm?
M. Shake- All right, scoot over, I control this now.
Meatwad- No, you ain't supposed to touch it! You just supposed to let your hand rest on it.
M. Shake- OK, I got a smart-bomb locked onto this guy. We're gonna blow him up.
Video Game- Game Over
Meatwad- Frylock, he's touching it!
M. Shake- All right, all right. You don't have to tell, little baby. This is a piece of crap anyhow. In fact, I may destroy it.
Frylock- OK Meatwad, time to put it up. It's getting late.
Meatwad- Ohhh, come on. Just 1 more dead person, please? Just one more dead guy.
Frylock- All right, 1 more.
Meatwad- Spirits...that haunt this house. Tell me, what was we talking 'bout?
Video Game- My sister's baby.
Meatwad- Oh, yeah, yeah. 1 of them other dead boys told me about that. How she doing?
V. Game- She's dead. We're all dead.
Meatwad- Well, at least you got all them fingers and toes. You know what I mean?
(Meatwad talking in background)
M. Shake- Hey, Frylock, come back here, quick! Check it out, I'm screwing up his little game(said while wearing a nuce). HAHAHAHAHAHAHA (then jumps off chair which he was standing on to hang himself.)
Frylock- What are you doing?!?!? Wait, Shake!
M.S.- What do you think I'm doing(sarcastically)? I'm gonna get in that little game of his, and then I'm gonna so hose him. Hahahaha. Till his heart stops. Hahahaha. See, and then, and then I'm the winner.
Frylock- Well, you're not gonna do it this way.
M.S.- You always take his side! I would say don't ever talk to me again, but I'm not talking to you. So there's no point in saying it, because you're not even here!
Frylock- Good night, Shake.
M.S.- Good night.
...
(The next day)
Frylcok- Hey, Carl
Carl- Can I show you something real quick? It, uh, starts here, where I used to have a full tank of gas.
Frylock- Uh huh?
Carl- And, uh...Hey, what's bubbling in the pool?!?!
Frylock- Oh my God! What are those, pirahnas?!?!
Carl- Oh, yeah. I mean, Shake is in there, too. You, You can't see him cause he's in the pirhanas. but, you know...
Frylock- What?! Shake!
Carl- No no no Fryman! Back off. Them fish are still alive. They're just sort of, you know, tired, from all them sleeping pills Shake swallowed. Hey, did he wanna kill himself?
Frylock- Oh my goo- Is this a note?
(Frylock reads Shake's letter and imagines him writing it.)
M.S.- Friends, relations, whatever the hell Meatwad is. I've lived a full life. It's actually been pretty bitching. But now, regrettably, my life has been taken. Please bury me with all my stuff, because you know it's mine. Dearest Meatwad, turn on that dumb game cause I'm gonna whale on you from the grave, baby! Suck it up, MOTHER! Missing you already, M.S.
(letter ends)
Carl- Fryman, I am so sorry...that I can't press charges here.
Frylock- Yeah...me too
Carl- You know, I can't help but notice that you're trying to leave right now. Any chance you were gonna clean the Shake stew outta my pool,or...
Frylock- No...
Carl- OK. Watch your back.
...
(Back inside the house with Meatwad playing a video game.)
Vid. Game Guy #1- Hey, man! You stole my wristwatch.
Vid. Game Guy #2- You done already have a wristwatch. You dumb!
Vid. Game Announcer- BUUUUUURNED!
Meatwad- Ha ha ha ha, yeah! Burned!
Vid. Game Guy #1- I saw you looking at it!
Vid. Game Guy #2- Tcht! Yo mama you did!
Vid. Game Announcer- CLASSIC COMEBACK!
Vid. Game Guy #2- Yo mama! Yo mama! Yo mama!
(Other guy spontaneously combusts.)
Vid. Game Announcer- INCINERATION!
Meatwad- All right!
Vid. Game Announcer- You're the insult master!
Frylock- So, where's Video Ouija?
Meatwad- I'm done with that game. I talked to that ghost about his sister's baby for like 3 hours. Boring.
Frylock- Well, maybe there's someone else in there.
Meatwad- Yeah, his sister's baby. All you get in there is "wah, wah, wah" cause the ghost baby cranky.
Frylock- Well, you never know. Lets give it another shot, OK?
Meatwad- Uh, I don't think you heard me. I said NO!
Frylock- ...
Meatwad- Burned! I am the insult master!
Frylock- Meatwad, Master Shake is dead.
Meatwad- That's good.
Unremarkable Voyage
- Frylock: Shake... Meatwad...? HEY! Shrink Ray!
- Meatwad: You got shrink- shrink ray?
- Shake: We had to go through all that crap just so you could show us the shrink ray? Now what you're saying is interesting!
- Frylock: It's not a toy, Shake.
- Shake: You say that about everything you own, you should own toys. They're fun!
- Frylock: Shake this is an important scientific tool, I mean - surgery, space exploration, can't you just see the applications?
- Shake: Yes... make my johnson bigger!
- Shake: We're doing my johnson first, and lemme find some chicks and upgrade their butts! 'Cause baby likes back.
- Meatwad: My anaconda don't want none...
Remooned
- Shake: "...and maybe Immigration would like to know about this."
- Cashier: "Good! Cause you know what? I'm American."
- Shake: "Well, I'm not! But when I become one, maybe, then, I'll LEGALLY buy a weapon, and then we won't have to VOTE you out of office! Will we, SCUMBAG?!"
Gee Whiz
E-Dork
Little Brittle
- Little Brittle: "Please come visit me dawg! The residue of many who are about to die. Emit from the Tragic Castles which I now reside. Come before 7:00. That's when they close the blinds. Strap me down, steal my watch, wich is no surprise. I suck applesause, through a bendy straw. When I poop, all the nurses come in and applaud. I used to slap at their...
- Matt Maeillaro: "SKULL!"
Robositter
Moon Master
- Ignignokt: Err, please stop fueling my silent rage.
Diet
Dusty Gozongas
T-Shirt Of The Living Dead
Hypno-Germ
Carl
Opening Theme Song Lyrics
by Schoolly D
My name is...Shake-Zula,
The mic rula,
The old skoola,
You wanna trip,
I'll bring it to ya.
Frylock and Im on top,
Rock you like a cop,
Meatwad you up next wit ya knock-knock.
Meatwad make the money see, Meatwad get the honeys G.
Drivin in my car, livin like a star,
Ice on my fingers and my toes and Im a Taurus.
Uh, check, check it, yeah...Cuz we are the Aqua Teenz,
Make the homies say ho and the girlies wanna scream.
Cuz we are the Aqua Teenz,
Make the homies say ho and the girlies wanna scream...
Aqua Teen Hunger Force...Number 1 in the hood G
Complete Theme Song Lyrics
by Schoolly D, Matt Maiellaro, and Dave Willis
Ah, yeah
Yeah
You all ready for this.
You all ready for this.
You all ready for this.
You all ready for this.
Uh, uh.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
Ha, ha.
Mic check, mic check, mic check.
Yeah.
Mic check, mic check, mic check.
Yeah.
My name is Shake-zula, the mic-rula, the old school-a.
You wanna trip I'll bring it to ya.
Frylock and I'm on top rock you like a cop.
Meatwad you up next with your knock-knock.
Meatwad make the money see.
Meatwad get the honeys she.
Drivin' in my car.
Livin' like a star.
Ice on my fingers and my toes and I'm a taurus.
Ha, ha, check it.
Uh, che-, check it.
Yeah.
'Cause we are the Aqua Teens.
Make the homies say "HO".
And the girlies wanna scream.
'Cause we are the Aqua Teens.
Make the homies say "HO".
And the girlies wanna scream.
Yeah.
Aqua Teen Hunger Force number one in the hood G.
Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.
Yeah.
'Cause we are the Aqua Teens.
'Cause we are the Aqua Teens.
Yeah.
'Cause we are the Aqua Teens.
Yeah.
'Cause we are the Aqua Teens.
Yeah.
Ha,ha.
Yeah, baby.
You can't mess wit dat.
You can't mess wit dat.
You know you can't mess with us man.
You can't mess with us baby.
Aqua Teen Force.
Numba one in da hood, baby.
