Absolutely Fabulous (1992 - ?)
by Jennifer Saunders & Dawn French
- Patsy: "You might dress like a christian, but the similarity ends there"
Hospital
- [Patsy freaks out over an article about her in a weekly rag. Edina reads it.]
- Edina: "Patsy Stone… 47…"
- Patsy: AGGGHHHH! I'LL SUE!
- Saffron: Well, how old is she?
- Patsy: Thirty-nine!
- Saffron: And I'm an ovum.
Morocco
- [Eddy mentions her and Patsy's upcoming trip to Marrakesh. Saffy sees an opportunity.]
- Saffron: I'm studying indigenous people of that particular region of Northern Africa for my anthropology module at college this term…
- [Eddy looks on in complete incomprehension.]
- . . .
- [Eddy and Patsy talk about all the right reasons to go to Morocco.]
- Edina: So, darling, you don't go there to study some ingenuous peasants for an anthology molecule!
- [As Patsy, Eddy, and Saffy are rushing to leave for Morocco, Eddy reviews tasks with Bubble.]
- Edina: Now, you have got the information, haven't you?
- Bubble: Most of it. Yeah. Oh, yeah! Until the special thing broke.
- Saffron: [off-camera] Mom!
- Edina: What thing?
- Bubble: The thing that's attached to the typewriter. Little animal with a ball.
- Edina: What animal?
- Bubble: Little animal… small… creeps about… not a rat…
- Patsy: Gerbil!
- Edina: Oh…
- Saffron: Squirrel? Hedgehog?
- Bubble: [squeaking] No! No!
- Edina: No, no, no, don't panic her, or we'll never get anywhere. What, what? A mouse?
- Bubble: Yeah! The mouse… that's got a telly with V.D.!
- Edina: All right, that's… that's right. The VDU… the word processor.
Cast (regular)
- Jennifer Saunders as Edina 'Eddy' Monsoon
- Joanna Lumley as Patsy Stone
- Julia Sawalha as Saffron 'Saffy' Monsoon
- Jane Horrocks as Bubble
- June Whitfield as Gran (Mrs. June Monsoon)
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