P'Lod is, according to the American supermarket tabloid the Weekly World News, an extraterrestrial who actively seeks to advise U.S. politicians for the benefit of the world or the galaxy. He is said to have had an affair with U.S. senator and former first lady Hillary Rodham Clinton, and to have accurately predicted the results of the past few presidential elections.
P'Lod's current condition is comatose. Shortly after the 2004 elections, senator John Kerry approached him, and offered all his campaign speeches in a vain attempt to show why he should have won. P'Lod was cornered and could not escape, and the boredom sent him into a coma. President Geroge W. Bush has vowed to avenge him.
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Last updated: 05-09-2005 20:44:42
