Markku Toikka (born 1955) is a Finnish stand-up comedian and actor.

His acting roles include "Frank" in the Aki Kaurismäki film Calamari Union . His Frank is the Frank who for most of the film appears to gibber in English in an apparent schichoprenic delusion about his days as a soldier of fortune. This viewer interpretation is subverted towards the end of the movie, as a group of Latin American freedom fighters wreak their vengeance by shooting him like a dog.

As a stand-up comic, his shtick has largely been that of the balding middle aged man going through an identity crisis.